Meowllo, and welcome to my blog. My name is Dash Mouth, and I have a LOT to say. You may not think it to look at me, but a lot goes on inside my tiny black head. And a lot of it is not pretty, even though I am.
Stay tuned for my first real post, in which I tell you about how this idiot I live with yells at me like a banshee and how I get back at her in ways that do not please her in the least.