Friday, March 13, 2009

Yes, it's the 13th! Deal with it!


So, today is Friday the 13th, just like last month, and just like last month I am swishing my tail and rolling my eyes at the notion that this day is BAD LUCK. It's only bad luck if mew tell mewrself it's bad luck, so STOP TELLING MEWRSELF IT IS BAD LUCK. That is what they call a self-fulfilling prophecy, and I don't believe in filling myself unless it's with BONITO FLAKES and a variety of canned food that has a lot of GRAVY.

Have I ever mentioned that I love the kind of cat food that has a gravy or savory sauce of some kind? Have I ever mentioned that this makes me very very happy, and that I am THRILLED that, as a plus-size model, I don't have to deny myself this exquisite pleasure? I don't think so. But I'm stating it now, for the record!

Later this weekend I will tell mew about something I did this morning when Piggy and Grover's mom came over! I think mew will be quite amewsed!


  1. Shana--
    Have you noticed that a lot of kitty foods with gravy also have those strange, rubbery things they try to pass off a some sort of meat? I mean, the gravy is excellent. I always lick the gravy, but I leave those mysterious rubbery things behind. I like the cat food that is ground up. Sometimes it has a little sauce. I think they should combine the ground up stuff ("feast") with the gravy and just leave out the rubbery fake meat.

  2. We can't wait to hear that story, but the story that we'd really love to hear is how you were rescued off of those train tracks!

  3. Mr. Black: I did notice that about the "meat"! It's soooo gross! What I mewsually do is gobble up the gravy, like you do, and then not only leave behind the mystery meat but also delicately place some of the mystery meat on the rug in front of my "buffet" (I have three bowls -- one for dry food, one for wet, and one for gin) just for fun. My mom LOVES this, trust me. And we all know I just live to please her.

    Tristan and Crikey: I will tell both stories soon! The train tracks are a distant memory, but I will undergo hypnosis to spur my recollection and get back to mew soon!